The Dealership - Season 9, Episode 11

Candy bar lineup

"True candy identities?"
"I hold the answer"

The Serenity Now - Season 9, Episode 3

Happy 4th of July!

Cool evening breezes
Of Anytown, USA
Serenity now!

The Bubble Boy - Season 4, Episode 7

"That's a joke! The Moors!"
"I'm so sorry. It's the Moops."
Susan's cabin burns

The Label Maker - Season 6, Episode 12

A Greenland stronghold
Oh, "Ukraine is game to you?"
Little board is smashed

The Doll - Season 7, Episode 17

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

"Don't eat with your hands!"

"Why don't you get a new shirt?!"
"It's ridiculous!"

The Bizarro Jerry - Season 8, Episode 3

Kevin, Gene, Elaine
"Feldman, from across the hall"
A bizarro world

The Susie - Season 8, Episode 15

"Believe it or not"
(Leave a message at the beep)
"George isn't at home"

The Pool Guy - Season 7, Episode 8

"A George divided
Against itself, cannot stand"
His worlds will collide

The Secretary - Season 6, Episode 9

Home, Hotsi-notsi
Barney's has skinny mirrors!
It's false reflecting!

The Mom and Pop Store - Season 6, Episode 8

John Voight's LeBaron
Jerry is not a cowboy
Where are his sneakers?

The Fusilli Jerry - Season 6, Episode 21

"Because you're silly!"
Kramer is now the Assman
Million to one shot

The Gymnast - Season 6, Episode 6

No encumbrances

Above the rim is refuse
George is now a bum

The Wife - Season 5, Episode 17

"It's all pipes!" says George
Let me pee in the shower
Very convenient